Thank you for all the love you gave me.
There could be no one stronger.
Thank you for the many beautiful songs.
They will live long and longer

Hank Williams


Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Hector Berlioz

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of old ones.

John Cage

What was the epitaph on the blues player's gravestone?
"I didn't wake up this morning..."

P.D.Q. Bach's Epitaph reads [as requested by his cousin Betty Sue Bach and written by the local doggerel catcher]:

In the "original" German:

Hier liegt ein Mann ganz ohnegleich;

Im Leibe dick, an Sünden reich.

Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt,

Weil es uns dunkt er sei verreckt.


Here lies a man with sundry flaws

And numerous Sins upon his head;

We buried him today because

As far as we can tell, he's dead






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A different version of Bram Stoker's Dracula


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Angry Aliens Productions

Scary movies in 30 seconds by Bunnies

Amusing Epitaphs

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